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Oct 31, 2022

Happy Snake Day! As is our burden once every year, we return to you having viewed the next unfortunate installment in the Saw franchise. Did we finally find a Saw movie we enjoy? Well... let's just say we were happy to have the final few entries in the Apple Orchard Monster saga to talk about afterward as a...


Oct 27, 2022

We tried to take a break from strictly spooky vibes today in favor of something just a bit more fall themed, but the scariest things aren't always ghosts and ghouls. Some may say the scariest thing is damnation, and these Punkin Popes are gonna be sure this pumpkin goes to Heaven.

Zach builds catapults every year, Jared...


Oct 17, 2022

Jared has long preached about his rule that applies not just to haunted houses, but life at large: if someone touches you, you can touch them back. However, those rules may apply more to this game show than any other we've done before. Everyone step back, becasue we're gonna punch doors, we're gonna punch actors, we...


Oct 12, 2022

As we continue to march further into the spookiest of all the months, we also continue our trend of spending half of the episode talking at length about the deep fiction surrounding the Apple Orchard Monster. We know what you want, so here it is - thirty minutes of the actual original journal entries detailing the...


Oct 3, 2022

Welcome back all you witches and ghouls, the most slithery time of the year has returned! That's right, Snake With Big Teeth is upon us once again. This year, we kick off our celebration the only way we know how, going on a spooky themed tangent for about 20 minutes and then trying to figure out what The...