Dec 23, 2019
Happy holidays to all! We actually managed to get a properly themed episode this week, where we're facing off in an artistic baking competition against professional gingerbread artists. We know we don't stand a chance... unless we could somehow enlist the help of Santa's Arch Elf. Wait, wasn't he in Numb3rs too?...
Dec 16, 2019
When planning the opposite of a well balanced and truly exciting vacation, it isn't a bad vacation we want, but rather one that is 100% neutral. And when a lecture on the density of rocks given by Danny DeVito is still too exciting, we're going to have to think even more bland if we want to earn the most thrilling...
Dec 9, 2019
Ok, here's the deal. You can either see Burn Notice perform on a beach for $50, or in a bar for $10. What? You don't know Burn Notice? Remember how they were stranded on a desert island for seven years and have now returned to perform their once great television show in a live format? Oh, and they're really good at...
Dec 3, 2019
Double-decker bus: British. Double-decker bus with a Union Jack on the side: more British. Double-decker bus with a Union Jack on the side that serves you tea: extremely British. Double-decker bus with a Union Jack on the side where the person who serves you tea is dressed as a bear? I mean, if it's surrounded by this...
Nov 25, 2019
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to inform you that we have conceptualized the funniest possible video. It involves a limo driving lion and Joe Pesci with a cast on his nuts and I DARE you to find something funnier. Step aside AFV, The Contestants are coming for the funny home video throne with their reimagined...