Dec 19, 2022
We tend to talk about Harry Potter more than we should on this podcast, but a Harry Potter themed game show? Why, that would give us the excuse to talk about it for a full episode. We could even reveal to you all the canonical fifth Hogwarts House: The House of Hagrid. Wait no... The House of Aragog... Or was it The...
Dec 8, 2022
What do the United States Supreme Court, the soul of Mister Ed, and Adam Sandler's film career all have in common? Truly nothing, but we still somehow managed to talk at length about each of these topics in this episode. These bad MTV game shows always bring out the best in us. Anyway, get ready to be strapped to an arm...
Nov 21, 2022
There's a secret to being a pop music sensation that many people don't know about. We here at the Professional Contestants, however, have cracked that code, and we are here to share it with you. I mean, sure we are also going to use it to our benefit by distracting a bunch of celebrities to win at a charity event,...
Nov 7, 2022
You wanna know what sets us apart? Some wildly popular and well known podcast hosts only give you one "experience." I won't say who... but OUR podcast will give you a bit of his experience, and also many more experiences. This one's got a Brigham Young Experience, a Jared Padalecki Experience, and even a Zippo...
Oct 31, 2022
Happy Snake Day! As is our burden once every year, we return to you having viewed the next unfortunate installment in the Saw franchise. Did we finally find a Saw movie we enjoy? Well... let's just say we were happy to have the final few entries in the Apple Orchard Monster saga to talk about afterward as a...