Mar 30, 2020
Y'all remember Bionicles? Remember how super cool they were and how you definitely wanted to be intimate with them? Just make sure to keep that in mind when the inevitable Bionicle invasion happens. It will help the whole situation go down much smoother. It's all for a good cause anyway because that invasion is going to...
Mar 23, 2020
Fact No. 1: Anyone is more intimidating when they are on a horse. Fact No. 2: Horses are super powerful and can definitely beat you up. Fact No. 3: A horse can take on five armored knights simultaneously if the horse also has armor and knows karate. Need I say more? We are riding this horse straight to the Armored...
Mar 16, 2020
Gather round kids, and I'll tell you the story of how an elephant saved an entire civilization that existed on a delicious nacho cheese snack chip. The world consisted entirely of branded products and cost over five hundred million dollars to broadcast live to the viewers of a certain annual big game. Oh yeah, and...
Mar 9, 2020
THE CONTESTANTS ARE BACK FOR SEASON TWO BABY! As we return from our brief hiatus, we have the urge to change things up a bit, and the energy we're bringing is gonna be wild. To kick off this new phase of the ProCo saga, we are jumping head first into future of reality game shows. Welcome to The Circle, where despite the...