Dec 20, 2021
In this episode we discover the true meaning of Christmas. We here at Professional Contestants believe that everyone should be included in the holiday festivities, so we are doing something special this season. Area 51 is open, its a lucky time of year, and these aliens are about to learn about our Lord and Savior...
Dec 13, 2021
For this episode, in the name of the holidays, we soldier on and talk in depth about the art of competitive glassblowing being unnecessarily converted into a Christmas special. But we also talk about what we really love, and that is debating which Disney character best represents famous hot headed Capulet - Tybalt.
Zach...
Dec 6, 2021
Happy Holidays! It’s that time of year, and we GOT THE SPIRIT. THE HOLDIAY SPIRIT. We’re drinking nothing but eggnog, eating nothing but cookies, and talking about nothing but Bernard the Elf and the Three Wise Men. Oh, Santa? We got Santas. That‘s right: plural.
Zach is jolly, Jared is crafty, and Adam is kid...
Nov 29, 2021
It's been established that we here at ProCo love Reba more than the average person. That is unless the average person is someone who watches CMT game shows hosted by Barbra Jean. They REALLY love Reba. So while they're all distracted by a Reba reunion, we're sneaking onto and winning The Singing Bee.
Zach writes the...
Nov 22, 2021
We spent so much time asking ourselves what WOULD qualify as dessert, we forgot to ask ourselves what CANNOT qualify as dessert. As it turns out, the answer is simple. It's egg. Dessert can't have an egg on it. So ready the egg cannon, we have some desserts to ruin.
Zach isn't good at Halo, Jared imagines a tomato...