Sep 28, 2020
DO NOT BE ALARMED. No one is eating any human bones of any sort. We’re just practicing our monologues for the Big Dinosaur Auditions coming up. The future of entertainment is Dino, and the Contestants are ready to be stars. WARNING: there are spoilers for the Dinotopia miniseries that came out 18 years ago.
Zach does...
Sep 14, 2020
ABC, you miscalculated big-time. You thought making adults dress up in diapers and bonnets would be embarrassing, but these three full-grown man babies have captured America’s heart. And whether you like it or not: we’re the babies, gotta love us.
Zach punches up some reality shows, Jared pines for good playground...
Sep 7, 2020
Think: when was the last time you washed a quarter? If your answer was anything other than “never”, you’re a liar. Those things are filthy grubby germ houses, and these cash-strapped boys can’t wait to clean (and steal) 4 million of them.
Zach names a book, Jared rails against the high price of babies, and Adam...