Sep 30, 2019
Sometimes your favorite team of professional game show contestants have to leave their homes (and audio equipment) for prolonged periods of time to visit other states. This happened to be the case for all three of them during the last two weeks. But lucky you! Despite our inability to record, you are still getting...
Sep 23, 2019
We're about to get into some dicey legal territory here, and we know it. When taking on an enemy that serves nothing but low blows, sometimes you have to stoop to its level. But if we have to border on breaking the law, we better make sure we bring along an expert. The Contestants are teaming up with The King of...
Sep 16, 2019
When a time comes where employees feel that they are being treated unfairly by their employer, these individuals have the right to cause work stoppage via a refusal to work. It is a time honored practice that has existed for centuries, and what we have proposed is no different. Except for the laborer is ham and...
Sep 9, 2019
Gather around children, and the Professional Contestants will tell you the story of when Jesus and his disciples went on a game show and fed the entire crew with a single lox bagel. Is it a true story? Probably not. But if I were you I wouldn't punch the guy. Just in case. American Gladiators is our church, and if you...
Sep 2, 2019
Disney has been pretty wild lately: Marvel this, Star Wars that, and live-action remakes all over the dang place. However, with all the new classic Disney movies becoming the new cannon we have good news: Jafar, the Scourge of Agrabah, is being punished in the afterlife for his many sins. The Bad News: he’s trying to...