Dec 21, 2020
Bring a pot of water to a boil. Cook six packets of ramen noodles for three minutes, then drain. Sauté chicken, carrots, and jalapenos and add to noodles. Pour A1 sauce. More than that. Yep, keep going. Bleed that baby dry.
Zach discovers the most important sporting event, Jared drops a great holiday recipe, and Adam...
Dec 14, 2020
The World is always telling you "No." No, you can’t come into the factory without a Golden Ticket. No, you can’t chew that bubble gum or you’ll turn into a blueberry. Get off of that camera Mike, or you’re gonna get zapped into the TV. In a world full of “No’s”, only one body wash is brave enough to say...
Dec 7, 2020
Ah, the MET. An evening of culture and refinement. What’s playing in the main proscenium this eve? Ah a classic: Madama Butterfly by Giacomo Puccini, performed by the percussion ensemble Stomp. Oh, they are performing it in its original trash can lids! What a delight!
Zach watches James Corden during the podcast,
Nov 30, 2020
Oof. Episode one hundred and thirty-seven huh? It’s about time we made some coin from this thing. This is a labor of love, of course, but come on: these boys gotta eat. It’s about time we pull a Friends and get ourselves syndicated. That’s still a thing, right?
Zach explains how to heckle, Jared starts a...
Nov 23, 2020
We spend 20+ minutes talking about the rat guy from Harry Potter. Yeah, the man who turned into a rat and lived in Ron’s pocket for 5 years. There’s other stuff in there too, and it’s all really funny, but most of this episode is dedicated to the rat discussion. Just wanted to give you a heads up.
Zach brings up...