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Mar 29, 2021

They can put into a high pressure trivia game. They can get John McEnroe to yell at us. They can even make bags of chips explode in our face. The one thing they cant do is raise dead Jared's heart rate above 0 bpm. Don't worry, we'll bring him back to life once we're done. The pope owes us one.

Zach will buy a fake hand...


Mar 22, 2021

It's time we all acknowledge the fact that no one likes to watch other people sing karaoke. If we have to do it on national television while trying to remember specific lyrics, it's pretty much a lose-lose situation for us.  So why don't we lean into the awful and just do Free Bird ten times? Guitar solo and all. Now NO...


Mar 15, 2021

As Americans, we may disagree about who sings the best love songs or what the best thing to see in San Francisco is. But one thing we can all agree on is that firefighters are the absolute coolest. Enjoy what may be the last episode of this podcast, as we consider leaving our current lives behind to pursue our dreams...


Mar 8, 2021

There's only one way that a bodybuilder like The Rock could get so strong. He must be genetically engineering super eggs from his own personal chickens. So if a normal person got their hands on one of these eggs, it would be too strong for them to even crack it. But if one man somehow was able to break that egg? He...


Mar 1, 2021

We've never really been huge fans of anime. It's just so mainstream, you know? Disney and Pixar are always winning best anime film at the Oscars every year and it all feels the same. Some of those classic characters might be worth something though, and cosplaying as everyone's favorite anime character, Tow Mater,...