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Oct 25, 2021

We know what you're thinking. Why would we continue this tradition if we hate the Saw movies so much? Honestly, we're not sure. Even OUR commitment to bits isn't THAT strong. But as the movies get more convoluted, our plans reach both extremes. Meaning? We are either going to time travel, or do ABSOLUTELY...


Oct 20, 2021

To be honest, we kinda feel like we got tricked by this show. It's supposed to be a reality competition show, but like, its trying to be a spooky drama too? All the contestants know it isn't real, but they still act like they believe it? Well you know what, we'll simplify all this a bit. Let's give em' something to...


Oct 11, 2021

What’s your definition of blackmail? Does it vary? Like, if you blackmail someone who's living paycheck to paycheck that’s completely unethical. But, like, the people over at the CW have a whooooollllee lot of money. So they can afford it, right?  Please validate us.

Zach defends his RoboCop Joke, Jared wants...


Oct 4, 2021

The leaves are falling, there's a chill in the air, and giant spiders are ordering takeout. That can only mean one thing, Snake With Big Teeth month is back baby! We begin the month with a show that, though we really have no desire to win, we can guarantee has GREAT vibes. Steve and Boris welcome us into the Terror...