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Professional Contestants

Nov 25, 2019

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to inform you that we have conceptualized the funniest possible video. It involves a limo driving lion and Joe Pesci with a cast on his nuts and I DARE you to find something funnier. Step aside AFV, The Contestants are coming for the funny home video throne with their reimagined...


Nov 18, 2019

It's Friday night. You're at the arcade. For some reason, one particular cabinet calls to you. You pop in a couple of quarters and the game begins, but you are unable to play due to how stunned you are by the attractiveness of the game's protagonist. A VERY sexy lunchbox. You game over, having never moved, and yet you...


Nov 11, 2019

Things we know about MasterChef: Gordon Ramsay is mean, you've gotta cook real good, the title of MasterChef doesn't really hold any clout. Things we know about Halo: Bill Gates created it, there's a bunch of space tech and aliens, Master Chief sounds kinda like Master Chef. Logically, we're gonna put those hands...


Nov 4, 2019

Perhaps the reason we don't see many modern day prophets is because it can be difficult to know when a higher power is talking to you. That being said, Justin Timberlake certainly noticed when God told him to build a four story roulette wheel for a new Fox game show. I mean, there is really no other explanation for...