Aug 27, 2018
It’s the big one folks. Jeopardy! You asked for it, and we avoided talking about it directly by almost exclusively discussing the logistic morality behind turning Alex Trebek into a robot. The Contestants are looking to ensure the future of Jeopardy! for years to come.
Zach proposes a Trebek blender, Jared proposes...
Aug 20, 2018
You know us: the three toughest guys around. Angsty, shredded, and rearin’ for a tussle. Too bad a game show named Russian Roulette that is literally hosted by Mark Walberg can’t match our level of tough. Cause we came here to do two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum. And we got 400 pieces of bubble gum.
Aug 13, 2018
Attention Netflix! Your giant obstacle course is now the legal property of the Sovereign Nation of Shoe: the new country that is completely dedicated to Rocky Balboa. Don’t worry, nothing will change with Beastmaster and the game will stay perfectly fair (wink).
Zach creates an accent, Jared is stuck in a hole, and...
Aug 6, 2018
Ben Stein’s pot of 5,000 dollars is being guarded by a very rude Jimmy Kimmel. In order to beat the Boring Man at his own game, the Contestants are going to dive deep into his subconscious and revel his cool party persona.
Zach has a zebra bit, Jared’s in Chicago, and Adam is too good for poop jokes.
Talking...