Apr 26, 2021
We once again find ourselves in a competition where we are severely outmatched by our opponents. With this one being a building competition, we're just gonna throw what we know and make a big Pinewood Derby car. Buttttt... if we happen to also perform a moving, patriotic tribute to fatherhood and the troops? Let's...
Apr 19, 2021
Sometimes we find ourselves face to face with a game show that is clearly much too difficult for us to succeed at. So... do we buckle down, study trivia, and train our minds to be better at critical thinking? Of course not! We throw an enormous party and fabricate events that make whatever we say technically true!
Zach...
Apr 12, 2021
You may think it’s weird. King Kong is having career trouble. Didn’t he just have a movie come out? Well, that was mostly shot in 2019, and the job market for Big Monkey has been tough in Hollywood. So if you hear of any open gigs give him a call, would ya? On a different note: do you know anyone who can lift a...
Apr 5, 2021
Cameo has been around for a while now, but we're pretty sure no one knows how it actually works. Like if we play our cards right, we should be able to get a celebrity to unknowingly say something that legally signs their net worth over to us. And if we can remake Psych with us as the main characters in the process, well...