Jul 29, 2019
When hunting a geographically gifted criminal mastermind, it can be near impossible to track her down, let alone predict where she is going next. But if we could lure her to us with Mike Ditka and a bottle of malort, now we're getting somewhere. The Contestants are after the world's most mobile thief who puts the Miss...
Jul 22, 2019
The days are long, the weather is hot, and the sun is high in the sky. As we breathe in that hot, humid air, there's only one that is on our mind. It's back! The Summer of Summers has returned to the Professional Contestants once again. In the search for this summer's honoree, we first find ourselves facing an iconic...
Jul 15, 2019
Many times in life you will find yourself in situations that seem overly unnecessary and stressful. You could either complain about it, or you could experience it to it's full potential and then use that experience later in life when Kenny G plays saxophone in your face while you're trying to golf. That's right,...
Jul 9, 2019
You've probably heard of Brackets before, mostly because we tell you about it almost every episode. Well if you never got around to listening to it then open up those ears because your favorite Contestants are bringing it right to you! Welcome to the crossover of our two shows, serving up the quality ranting of ProCo in...
Jul 1, 2019
Look out everyone, we're coming into this one hot! We've all got differing opinions on patriotic movies, laughing at failure, and even eating raw meats. But there's one thing we can agree on: we are gonna need a lot of trombones to pull this plan off! Wait, whats that? Oh, we're not in agreement on that either? Then...