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Nov 29, 2021

It's been established that we here at ProCo love Reba more than the average person. That is unless the average person is someone who watches CMT game shows hosted by Barbra Jean. They REALLY love Reba. So while they're all distracted by a Reba reunion, we're sneaking onto and winning The Singing Bee.

Zach writes the...


Nov 22, 2021

We spent so much time asking ourselves what WOULD qualify as dessert, we forgot to ask ourselves what CANNOT qualify as dessert. As it turns out, the answer is simple. It's egg. Dessert can't have an egg on it. So ready the egg cannon, we have some desserts to ruin.

Zach isn't good at Halo, Jared imagines a tomato...


Nov 15, 2021

We go to school. We work hard to get a good paying job. We save up our money with the hope of one day never having to work again. And the one thing we all are striving for in life? The thing that will let us know we've made it? Traveling the world and eating good food. Preferably ham. Preferably on someone else's...


Nov 10, 2021

Plumb an orphan's toilet, they are fixed for a day. Teach an orphan to plumb, they can fix their own toilet and perhaps become plumbers one day. And we are REALLY gonna need to double down on that second option because even with our game show winnings, we can't keep up with all the charitable plumbing work we...


Nov 3, 2021

When trying to convince a judge that your tiny world has a history dating back thousands of years, you need to make sure you have the evidence. You know, tiny dino fossils, tiny Jesus, and of course the horrors of The Great Butterscotch War fought against the ants. That way you can ensure you are paid repercussions for...