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Professional Contestants

Aug 31, 2020

My Children, it is time. Please turn your news papers to the funny pages, and I will speak aloud the word of Ziggy: “Life may be a game, but only you can decide if it’s Risk or Trivia Pursuit.” Go in peace.

Zach finds the perfect gift for Bob Barker, Jared attacks Pig Pen, and Adam defends horny toads.

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Aug 24, 2020

And I said “When I needed you most, you left me.” "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you. Never, ever, during your trials and testings. But When you saw only one set of footprints, it was because I jumped over your punk-ass and dunked on you from the half court line. Get your defense together,...


Aug 17, 2020

The scientists at IBM are baffled: they don’t know how their Jeopardy computer got arms and legs, but Watson got up and left on it’s own accord. That cube hopped on a bus and won’t stop until it finds what it’s looking for: love. And/Or cash.

Zach investigates a president, Jared distrusts game show hosts, and...


Aug 10, 2020

When dealing with a group of impractical grown men who refer to themselves as jokers, the logical strategy is to be extremely practical bat men. The problem is none of us are actually that similar to Batman. But if we pool our characteristics! Together we can combine to maybe kinda almost be close to a single...


Aug 3, 2020

"We aren’t, as human beings, very good at acting in our best interest.” – Malcolm Gladwell, discussing his friendship with Bigfoot. Look, are you still expecting the title to make sense? This episode is good, trust me.

Zach misses an article, Jared thinks about Bigfoot, and Adam finds a new name for the...