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Professional Contestants

Aug 26, 2019

Hello everyone, and thank you for coming to our startup presentation. The Problem: Teens have no way of getting themselves around before they get their license. The Solution: Storks. Babies have trusted Storks for centuries, and the rest of us need to get with the times. Introducing TNSTK. The Stork Share service...


Aug 19, 2019

Wow. It seemed like yesterday America’s favorite boy was learning about science and cracking catch phrases all over the place. But now, we at the Professional Contestants are proud to celebrate TWENTY YEARS of the Smart Lad. Time really does fly huh? He’s all grown up now. Like, really grown.

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Aug 12, 2019

So you can go ahead and congratulate us for winning Legends of the Hidden Temple. We've already done it. And though you may be wondering how we won a game show that only existed before two of us were born, the answer is actually quite simple: time travel. The Contestants are challenging the fabric of space and time...


Aug 5, 2019

Knock knock! Who's there? Why Cesar Millan of course, here to work his magic and train a problem dog. Wait, what's that? There's no dog? Just three dudes who are trying to learn how to make a dog like them? You bet! The Contestants are trying to get inside the mind of a dog and become more appealing to the host of the...